clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME
Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
How did Sleipnir end up with 8 legs?
he must have thought
well my dad has 4 legs
and my mom has 2 legs
and 4 times 2 is 8
so I should have 8 legs
because that’s how biology works